Dr. Demetre Daskalakis is the Biden Administration’s new czar of monkeypox.

It’s a crisis, don’t you know?

The Harvard grad with a penchant for pentagrams is regular guest in the LBTQommunism swingfest. He’s been seen through the years strutting his stuff at pride parades. His ink, including the satanic star, sports an animal’s corpse, a serpent, and a head with three eyes. He is clearly just what a country under dire threat from semi-fascism and a pandemic of the unvaccinated needs to bring us back together.

“I learned my bedside manner from East Village drag queens,” he told the Atlantic in 2014. Maybe that is also where he also came up with the idea for his satanic gym “Monster Club + Studio”? The Manhattan workout facility boasts fetish leather in the lounge, an eleven-foot tall light up pentagram in the yoga studio and Day of the Dead garnishes at the juice bar.

“We don’t worship the devil, we’re not Satan followers,” a female co-owner told the New York Post. “We’re just sort of taking that energy and making it more positive.”

A champion of “safer crystal meth use” from his days as a New York City health commissioner, Daskalakis was the Director of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention’s (CDC) Division of HIV Prevention prior to his August 2 appointment to the White House. But don’t let his ties to Fauci worry you. It’s not about big pharma profits. It’s about anti-racism.

“To end the epidemic,” he said, “We must have a clear focus on the STI and hepatitis [epidemics] and we must address the systemic racism, sexism, homophobia, and transphobia that hamper our progress.”

“You’re going to write about hope?” my wife asked me as I sat down to plot out Mad Mondays tonight.

“I’m going to write about truth,” I said.

Sometimes there is nothing you can do but pray.

Till angel cry and trumpet sound,
The Mad Christian